176 Quotes by Neil Leckman

First lesson in life that ruined more than a few old movies. "The reactor is critical, run!!"Stop and have a latte instead

You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.

I always believed a degree in Philosophy would give you a lot more to think about in the unemployment line!!

Fierce faces often hide warm hearts.Hearts of stone need no disguise.

I figure whales are just amphibious pigs on steroids, right?

The other day I played a duck's quack backwards and it turns out it's whale song saying, "Paul is DEAD!!

Perhaps one day we can all be genetically altered to think of Mondays as backwards Fridays?

I hope your legs grow together and your anus droops" is a very insidious greeting and can be said with a smile because both don't normally happen until you're old. So in fact it's a greeting of 'Long Life' and I'm going to keep telling myself that!!

I woke today ready to think outside the box. I can't remember where I put it.