176 Quotes by Neil Leckman

Oh, it's on!!"What is and where's the switch?

People said, 'go over his head' I went through his pockets, he wasn't expecting that!!

Why don't they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet!

Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet

I made a candle out of earwax so I could listen better in the dark.

Are Pixie sticks made out of cremated Pixies?

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!