30 Quotes by Neil Pasricha

A famous Persian proverb hung on my aunt’s kitchen wall reads, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

If you can be happy with simple things, it will be simple to be happy.

Teddy Roosevelt said, “The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens and 90% how I react to it.

The American Psychosomatic Society published a study showing how Michael Babyak and a team of doctors found that three thirty-minute brisk walks or jogs even improve recovery from clinical depression. Yes, clinical depression.

Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn’t it? Unless you’re using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.

Greek philosopher Epictetus says, “Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.

And so whether you were six with the chicken pox, nine with the flu, twelve with a broken arm, or fifteen with menstrual cramps, you could count on sixty solid minutes with the company of that old seventies set, lots of one-dollar bets, and advice to neuter your pet, all crunched into the best sick-day game show yet!

Thomas Jefferson said, “Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time, who never loses any.