226 Quotes by Neil Patrick Harris

I like to make decisions based on things I’m interested in doing, not what seems like the next move in my quote-unquote career.

I’m in a play on Broadway, I have an animated TV show coming up, I have a few movies that just came out.

Sometimes as a doctor, the best treatment is no treatment at all. But today was definitely not one of those times. RIP, van full of senior citizens. Next time I’ll use medicine.

The tots both started laughing. On the same day. I’m now obsessed with getting them to do it. Babies laughing is like opium.

I remember thinking that the rest of my life would be solo. I wasn’t weepy when I thought that – it was just a realization that I had gone this long being self-sufficient.

For film, I audition just like everyone else, because it’s a different set of casting directors.

I’m probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the head, so I try to stay as even keel as I’m able.

I’m a games and theory kind of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare’s prose.

But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.