226 Quotes by Neil Patrick Harris

I often teach a graduate theater seminar on Greek tragedy in performance. I usually begin by saying that no matter what technological advances occur, the wisdom of these plays will never be obsolete.

I don't stay up and rent private jets and go on yachts and whoop it up in Miami.

I don't want to have to inadvertently find a gift and go like, "What the hell is - - oh no, that's for me." And then have to pretend like I'm surprised later. I won't look. If I know where they're hidden, I will not look. I love presents and I hate faking surprises.

I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there.

I think, in life, being nervous about something that's forthcoming is very helpful, whether it's an awards show or a family gathering or a job interview. If you're too calm and confident, then I think you aren't executing to the best of your ability. So I try not to let nerves get the best of me, but I welcome them because it tends to fuel me to try harder.

I enjoy being a hyphenate. I've always thought of my career as a plate spinner in the circus.

I think flirting is great fun. It doesn't mean that anything's going to come of it but it's fun to be told that you're hot and that your tits look great. You all get your pens out.

I'm a nerdy, geeky fan of' Labyrinth' and 'Dark Crystal'.

He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman