107 Quotes by Neil Simon

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

No, no, ... It's hard enough just doing one of the parts.

I felt like writing about a time when I was probably, and I think all of us are, the happiest in our lives-before the obligations start in.

He wanted to play Oscar too, ... He said he'd give us three months if he could understudy Nathan. So we said, 'Sure,' and let him be one of the card players, too.

Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar, ... When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18.

Yo quito se dablo enchalada porquesa in quinto minuto! But I don't speak spanish.