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We realized that the world of popular culture had been creating the perfect candidate for many years: the female champion of the universe.
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I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them.
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Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours.
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When I [first] went to university, I was doing foreign languages, because I had done them since I was 13 years old. I had done French and German. I picked up Italian, just sort of blasted through the exams, [and then] took off overseas, because I wanted to be an actor. I thought, "I'm just not academic." I'm not very competitive, in terms of acting. But since going back to university, I've realized, I am highly competitive.
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When I arrive in Los Angeles in the entertainment community, and I use implements like a shovel and a hammer, our society has distanced itself so far from working with its hands that those incredibly pedestrian skills are perceived as somehow being extraordinary.
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Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.
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When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.
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I am a saxophone player.
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Don't use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest.
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