230 Quotes by Nick Offerman

If you always have something in your life that you’re trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reason to achieve something and feel good.

It’s taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers.

If you don’t look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world’s reacting to it.

It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

Actually, I’m not super-kickass at a lot of things.

No one will ever ask me to sing because it’s beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor.

I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It’s funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson.

I learned in my early years in the theater that I would never become the guy on top. I’ll never create a show; I don’t have a brain expansive enough to see the whole picture, in a way that would behoove anyone.

Let’s just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and my wife to look forward to, and that doesn’t make me anything but very happy.