230 Quotes by Nick Offerman

I really thought that I’d be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God’s joke.

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don’t think that’s extraordinary. I’m a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

I feel it’s important to point out that I’ve earned my humility by being a jackass – like, I trip and fall on my face and say, “Oh, right. Don’t think you’re a big shot, because you’ve got a bloody nose now.” So it’s hard to say.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don’t think of a plumber.

I’ve split my life between a few different disciplines.

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don’t hunt. We’re not gun folk.

I’m quite excited to not play a Xena type character – it’s probably closer to me than any character I’ve ever played.

I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that’s what has led us to this place where, as we’ve developed technology.

I learned as a young man that I don’t write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.