230 Quotes by Nick Offerman

You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

I always drastically changed my look for each role. It’s gotten a little tedious in real life, also, because there’s no hiding.

When I was in fourth grade, we were learning vocabulary words, and the word nonconformist came up. The teacher said, “It’s somebody who whatever everybody is doing, they do the opposite.” I remember raising my hand and saying, “Mrs. Christiansen, I would like to be a nonconformist.”

I’ve been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn’t well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They’re obsessed with their haircut and their headshot and their agent, their IMDB profile or whatever.