29 Quotes by Nick Swardson

I have no problem doing gay stuff, I really don't care.

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to follow that road. I don't know what the future holds, but whatever I do, I'll commit.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I’d like to follow that road. I don’t know what the future holds, but whatever I do, I’ll commit.

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, “Okay, they’re either going to get this or they’re not.”

The key to comedy is commitment – if you’re afraid, you shouldn’t be a comedian.

I always write and create. I’m never not creating. I’m always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control.

It’s hard to give someone advice when you’re an institution. I don’t really put a lot of pressure on it – I’m just open to doing stuff that’s challenging.