15 Quotes by Nick Wilgus

We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.

Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated.

It was a love story about a father and a son. The rest was window dressing. As a love story between a parent and a child, it was universal. Didn't matter that I was gay, that he was deaf, that we didn't fit in, that we were each outcasts in our own way

She thought the best way to feed her child was to use a slingshot.

You know what they say. Family. Can’t live with them. Can’t kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade.

I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates.

Well, it’s like they say,” Mrs. Ledbetter offered, “if Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has twenty-five other letters to choose from.

It was a love story about a father and a son. The rest was window dressing. As a love story between a parent and a child, it was universal. Didn’t matter that I was gay, that he was deaf, that we didn’t fit in, that we were each outcasts in our own way.

Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for?