22 Quotes by Nicole Peeler

Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don’t care how, or if you kill me. If it means me, dead, holding your junk, I’ll take your junk. Got that?

It wasn’t like humans were any better behaved toward each other. Look at their wars, their genocides, their weapons of mass destruction. Look at 4chan!

He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.

I’d just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.