217 Quotes by Noel Coward

A bloody good thing, but too late.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Bed is the perfect climate.

To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.

It's such a surprise for the Eastern eyes to see, That though the English are effete They're quite impervious to heat.

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.