217 Quotes by Noel Coward

It’s like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

Entering an white tie and tails party wearing an ordinary suit, he announced,“Please, I don’t want anyone to apologize for over dressing.

It’s never too early for a cocktail.

I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

She stopped the show – but then the show wasn’t traveling very fast.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what’s wrong with it.

It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Wouldn’t it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn’t have tea?