217 Quotes by Noel Coward

Wit is like caviar – it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

It’s no good pacing up and down. It won’t make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we’re delayed. You’re just making a fool of yourself.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don’t watch.

I’m over-educated in the things I shouldn’t have known at all.

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society.

Squash – that’s not exercise, it’s flagellation.

Everybody worships me, it’s nauseating.

I’m an enormously talented man, and there’s no use pretending that I’m not...

I’ll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn’t do either I want to go home.