135 Quotes by Noel Fielding

The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

I never did that badly with women when I wasn’t on telly, but it’s a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I’m comfortable with. It’s strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards.

I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother’s garden.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

That’s the authentic punk dance. It’s like a child dizzy on lemonade.

There’s something amazing about tea. It’s good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.