325 Quotes by Noel Gallagher

America is incredibly professional and corporate.

My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'

Frontmen come alive when they come onstage.

We shouldn't need riot police at schools.

I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.

I go into Daunt Books in Marylebone every couple of weeks. My wife Sara demolishes books, but I only buy stuff occasionally. I like boys' things, spies and the Cold War.

Some might say they don't believe in heaven Go and tell it to the man who lives in hell.

I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.

I've always been into guitars... we want to put keyboards on, but keyboard players don't look cool onstage, they just keep their heads down. There has never been a cool keyboard player, apart from Elton John.