325 Quotes by Noel Gallagher

There’s nothing good on the news. You’re not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

When I’m doing music and I’m on the road, I love it. But once I’m home, it’s very difficult to go back out on the road.

What’s problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 o’clock in the morning? What’s wrong with that? I haven’t got a problem with that. I can’t fathom why people would.

It took me to about maybe 16, 17 or 18 or something to realise I was absolutely useless at everything else except for playing guitar and writing words.

I’m a happy-go-lucky character. I’m not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into my world.

We shouldn’t need riot police at schools.

I’m used to people being a mile away. That suits me. It’s more nerve-wracking playing in front of people who are two feet away from me.

I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my Mum. I know I’ve got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

There’s not enough good things in the world.