325 Quotes by Noel Gallagher

Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard.

I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?

I'm not technically proficient enough to attempt all kinds of music.

They should be shot. (on the Backstreet Boys)

These fledgling democracies in the Middle East, they're actually fighting for their freedom. And what are they rioting for in England? Leisurewear.

I hate Mourinho. He's a fool.

American sports are quite masculine. And football - although it's still played by men all over the world - football compared to American football is quite feminine in its artistry. And there's no padding. It's America's loss, though.

Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.

I've never understood musicians who don't enjoy doing promotional interviews. I just can't believe it. I always think, 'Your life must have been so brilliant before you were in a band.'