253 Quotes by Norm Macdonald

Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.

You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.

We advise others better than ourselves.

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.