253 Quotes by Norm Macdonald

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.

I've been in theaters. Like Brian Regan, who I love - loved him so much more when he did the Improvs. And then in a big theater - nobody's that good.

I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.