75 Quotes by Norman Ralph Augustine

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee’s and one-tenth as long as a human’s, but four times as long as the official’s who created it.

It’s easy to get a loan unless you need it.

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane’s weight.