387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the mind and an uncertain burbulence in the middle.What was it, anyway, that angry thing that flew at me?I am unused to banshees crying Boo at me.Your wife can’t be a banshee—Or can she?

If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

To keep your marriage brimming,With love in the loving cup,Whenever you're wrong, admit it;Whenever you're right, shut up."~Happy birthday Ogden Nash! (born 8.19.1902)