387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

You can take it as understood, That your luck changes only if it's good.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.