387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

I don’t care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don’t say them to my face.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.

Too clever is dumb.

Sleep is perverse as human nature,Sleep is perverse as legislature....So people who go to bed to sleepMust count French premiers or sheep,And people who ought to arise from bedYawn and go back to sleep instead.

One would be in less danger / From the wiles of the stranger / If one's own kin and kith / Were more fun to be with.

Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker.

Duty, oh duty, / Why are thou not a / Sweetie or a cutie.

To keep your marriage brimming,With love in the loving cup,Whenever you're wrong admit it;Whenever you're right shut up.