387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, / And that's what parents were created for.

When I jog I joggle.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, / But hating, my boy, is an art.

At another year / I would not boggle / Except that when I jog / I joggle.

Some tortures are physical / And some are mental, / But the one that is both / Is dental.

I wonder if there is woman in the world strong-minded enough to shed ten pounds or twenty,— And say, there now, that's plenty.