307 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy

Evil doesn't actually exist. It's just an abstract concept we use to describe shitty behavior. It's an idea, a concept, a thought, not a thing.

Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.

The purpose of a democratic government is to protect the poor from the rich. The purpose of religion is to protect the rich from the poor.

Dear poor white people, I have bad news for you: super rich white people are not your friends. They became super rich by exploiting people like you. That’s not what friends do.

Nationalism among nations is like racism among races.

Make racism wrong again.

Traveling broadens your horizon. It makes you see the bigger picture.

Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME!” These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.

Would three boobs be better than two?