307 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy

Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president? Sounds like a bad made-for-TV scifi movie.

If Hitler was alive today he'd be a Republican.

No, coronavirus is not just the flu. It's highly contagious pneumonia. Covid19 is to the flu what heroin is to aspirin. Vaguely similar, but not at all the same.

Mike Pence, the most anti-science religious fundamentalist in Washington, is now in charge of America's biggest science project ever: finding a cure for the coronavirus. I think we all better start praying.

This, today, right now, will seem like the good old days in 2 weeks. Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse.

I wanna see Trump tell people it's "just the flu" while wearing a face mask. I just wanna see him wear a mask while he tells us it's nothing to worry about.

Oil crashed because demand is much lower due to Covid19. OPEC tried to agree on production cuts, but Russia refused, to crash the US economy. Russia just popped America's debt bubble. This is the big one.

Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's just a phase. Political Correctness is now just a fancy word for censorship. It's no longer about protecting the weak. It has become an excuse to persecute others, because persecuting people is fun. Don't you dare say or think the wrong thing, or a Twitter mob of angry villagers will come after you with digital torches and metaphorical pitchforks.

You have not had any privacy since the first day you owned your first cell phone. They can track everything. They can hear recordings of anything you have ever said on your cell. And read everything you ever read, and everything you ever typed. And see every location you've ever been to. That's just how cells work. Your privacy is a willful illusion.