307 Quotes by Oliver Markus Malloy

I think future generations are going to look back at our time period and call this the Age of Narcissism.

People in a cult don't know they're in a cult. But everyone else can tell.

Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem starts to look like a nail. And when the only time you feel relevant is when you claim to be offended, suddenly everything looks offensive.

If everything Fox News says about liberals were actually true, I'd hate liberals too.

When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're black, that's racism. When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're female, that's sexism. When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're a leo, that's astrology. Notice a pattern? It's all nonsense.

The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume nobody else knows more about evolution or global warming than they do. If they don't understand how it works, they think nobody understands how it works.

Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.

Capitalism is cruelty for money.

Introverts think about more than just being introverts.