95 Quotes by Oscar Levant

I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Once he makes up his mind, he’s full of indecision. – On Dwight D. Eisenhower.

I don’t like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.

Self-pity – it’s the only pity that counts.

My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day’s first picture; that was before she became a virgin.

I don’t drink. I don’t like it. It makes me feel good.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that’s played at Carnegie Hall.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn’t bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

I played an unsympathetic part – myself.