95 Quotes by Oscar Levant

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.

An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first

Its not what your are, its what you dont become that hurts.

It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts

My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day's first picture; that was before she became a virgin.

I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.