95 Quotes by Oscar Levant

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.

Ballet is the fairies baseball.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.