18 Quotes by Ottilie Weber

Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.

Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.

You are stuck with me till the world falls to pieces, and if we’re not still standing even then we’ll still find a way to be together…

You really know how to make a person sound like a hermit.""If the sagging spot on the couch fits.

I read you guys your bedtime story, go to bed!" my sister shouted as she put water into the kettle."But Mom," a small voice whined. I smirked, ready for what my sister was about to bestow."But nothing, you two bet—-"I interrupted, unable to control myself. "Get back into bed before the monster tries to bite your ankles!

Baby brother, you've got a heart of gold, you always have. I just wish you could remember that and see past the reflection in the mirror.

Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me.

She's not always bad, but she can be so strict. You use her bra once as a sling shot and she holds it against you forever.

Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him.