675 Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.

His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.

A roll and butter and a small coffee seemed the only things on the list that hadn't been specially prepared by the nastier-minded members of the Borgia family for people they had a particular grudge against, so I chose them.

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it.