675 Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.

Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha.

In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.

I shoved on a dressing-gown, and flew downstairs like a mighty, rushing wind.

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it.

She's one of those soppy girls, riddled from head to foot with whimsy. She holds the view that the stars are God's daisy chain, that rabbits are gnomes in attendance on the Fairy Queen, and that every time a fairy blows its wee nose a baby is born, which, as we know, is not the case. She's a drooper.