675 Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

In fact, it seemed to him that he could almost hear the wedding bells ringing already. Then, coming out of his dreams, he realized that it was the telephone.

Aunt Agatha is like an elephant- not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never forgets.

I was as limpid as dammit.

When you’re alone you don’t do much laughing.

She was a shrewd woman, and knew that the art of life is to know when to stop talking. What words have accomplished, too many words can undo. “Good-bye.

It’s a hell for the poor, in New York. An iron, grinding city. It frightens you. It’s so big and hard and cruel. It takes the fight out of you.

If it is bad to be all dressed up and no place to go, it is almost worse to be full of talk and to have no one to talk it to.

Science, with a thousand triumphs to her credit, has not yet succeeded in discovering the correct reply for a young man to make who finds himself in the appalling position of being apologized to by a pretty girl.

The true philosopher is a man who says “All right,” and goes to sleep in his armchair.