675 Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

Lady Constance’s lips tightened, and a moment passed during which it seemed always a fifty-fifty chance that a handsome silver ink-pot would fly through the air in the direction of her brother’s head.

I’m dashed if I know what’s going to happen to me. I am the thingummy of what’s-its-name.” “You look it,” said Mike.

England is a jolly sight too small for anyone to live in with Aunt Agatha, if she’s really on the warpath.

Strangers always look big on the football field.

You can’t expect an empty aunt to beam like a full aunt.

They pointed out that the friendship between the two artistes had always been a by-word or whatever you called it. A well-read Egg summed it up by saying they were like Thingummy and what’s-his-name.

Don’t forget that in pushing policemen into duck ponds the follow through is everything.

Personally I couldn’t manage it. I don’t think I ever saw a child who made me feel less sentimental. He was one of those round, bulging kids.

You can’t press your suit and another fellow’s trousers simultaneously.