142 Quotes by P. Herbert

And when you rub the ball on rump or belly,Remember what it looks like on the telly.

English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing

(Erickson) and coach Lubick coached together in Miami before, and that is part of the reason why I chose to come here,

Theres no secret to balance. You just have to feel the waves

I sort of fell in with the wrong crowd. Things started getting twisted, and instead of facing my drug problem, I made excuses and justified getting away with it because I was maintaining a job and family.

I've been having constant headaches for the past three weeks, so right now I'm taking the painkillers every eight hours.

I understand we all take it for granted,

The worst speak something good; if all want sense, God takes a text, and preacheth Pa-ti-ence

There would be no great ones if there were no little ones