911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

Fascism is very much a mob movement.

Harvard is the home of American ideas.

The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.

Writing is agony. I hate it.

Love can never be fully explained.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous.

Pollution is a problem, and there's the whole problem of the spoiling of the commons, but we've addressed the pollution problem on a variety of different levels in a variety of ways, and it's worked pretty well.

Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfectly guilt free indeed, sanctimonious way for progressives to be racists.