911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.

I'm a political conservative.

Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw?

I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him.

The best and brightest don't go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.