911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

I have no idea if some societies, anthropologically speaking, aren't really suited for democracy. I don't think that's true.

I read good. I was an English major.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

A Kindle returns us to the inconvenience of the scroll, except with batteries and electronic glitches. It's as handy as bringing Homer along to recite the 'Iliad' while playing a lyre.

You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don't need to go to Beirut for that - but a foreign correspondent begins to understand poverty from a different perspective.

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.

Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so.

I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.