911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.

The one thing that's terrible about traveling for fun is writing about it.

We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren't there.

The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.

Everybody in America who didn't come over the Bering Strait ice bridge stole his land from somebody else.

The purpose of sports - even foreign sports - is not to bore people.

Greatest generation came through some stuff that we can't even imagine - the Depression, World War I - and all they wanted after that was a breather and a calm and a quiet life, and they get us.