911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.

Simply because something is a populist movement doesn't make it either good or bad.

The Tea Party has definitely increased political involvement, not only among Tea Party members but among people who oppose the Tea Party members. It's been a general stimulus.

Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.

Industrialization came to England but has since left.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I've been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.

The foundation of collectivism is simple: There should be no important economic differences among people. No one should be too rich.