911 Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.

We have no one to blame for the Kennedys but ourselves. We took the Kennedys to heart of our own accord. And it is my opinion that we did it not because we respected them or thought what they proposed was good, but because they were pretty. We, the electorate, were smitten by this handsome, vivacious family. . . . We wanted to hug their golden tousled heads to our dumpy breasts.

President Obama has contempt for real money.

More modern poetry is written than read.

Lyndon Johnson faced some clear moral issues.

Democrats hate Democrats most of all.

I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

Democrats hate success.

I'm fascinated by political enthusiasm.