Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke - Quotesperation

Liberals consider people to be nuisances.

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Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.

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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.

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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

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America is a meritocracy.

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The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon.
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The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon.

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Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs.
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Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs.

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Politics won't allow for the truth.

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