285 Quotes by P.C. Cast

But we’re going to smile and pretend we’re fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can’t mush a birthday into christmas.

Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him.

Eww,” Jack said, and then giggled. “Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain.“Aphrodite raised her brow at him. “Don’t go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can’t buy.

It was like I was inside a fishbowl in the middle of a typhoon, and everyone else was on the outside cluelessly enjoying lovely weather.

True love wasn’t found in good hair or the right clothes, make-up or shoes. True love was found in the soul – as was wisdom and compassion.

Actually, since I’m gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don’t have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.

Becky Renee Apple – can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with ‘BRA’?

No, Kramisha, he’s not black. He’s a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.

Yes, I’m married, but I’m not a corpse.