236 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments

Filled with a coward rage that dares to burn but does not dare to blaze, Lord Emsworth coughed a cough that was undisguisedly a bronchial white flag.

I shuttered from hairdo to shoe-sole

I started m-p-h-ing it homewards in a thrice

cats on hot bricks could take hints from me

i gave a start as if goosed from behind

She came leaping towards me, like Lady Macbeth coming to get first-hand news from the guest-room.

Well, ha-jolly-ha to YOU, young Stiffie-- with knobs on!