236 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such words as ptarmigan, psalm, and phthisis.

Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse the unusual with the impossible.' It is my guiding rule in life.

Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.

Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it.

Радваше се, че са чужди на самия него, но нямаше нищо против тях точно както човек не желае да бъде синя крава, но не възразява да срещне такава.

Госпожица Уилоуби не обичаше провинцията. Намираше я за провинциална.

... да се прокрадва крадешком и да се мотае мотешком...

... обнадеждена безнадеждност...

In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.