460 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
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No government proposal more complicated than “This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private” ever works.
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El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus – and this was a relief – no Californians.
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Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.
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There’s a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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You can’t get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.
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And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes?
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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